March 2012
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Mar 31st
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Dear gawd if you exist
Can I be a party planner for the rest of my life so I can live it up forever???
Mar 31st
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Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 27th
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Mar 26th
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The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
Mar 26th
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Mar 26th
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oh hai
random dood in muh bed, can you leave now?!?!
Mar 25th
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Mar 25th
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Mar 25th
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Mar 25th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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Grew out my pit hair and bleached it. Shit is kind of cute tho.
Mar 23rd
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just heard a noise on the balcony
i don’t have a bowling pin, but i’m likely to do some damage with my skateboard after getting my house broken into a few weeks ago : )
Mar 23rd
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you will not guilt trip me
I am a grown ass woman
Mar 22nd
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Mar 21st
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Mar 21st
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kndr: from my xanga; 3/11/2006: “I’ve decided when I’m older, I’m going to direct a porno and call it ’Dude where are my panties?’ It’s gonna be great.” 15 YEAR OLD ME WAS SO AWESOME. 
Mar 20th
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Mar 19th
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Mar 19th
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Mar 18th
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Mar 18th
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Mar 18th
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Mar 17th
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2012
The year of boosting
Mar 17th
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Mar 16th
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Mar 16th
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Mar 16th
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On graduating this May
If I end up working retail, that validates the fact that college is useless 
Mar 15th
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On my Last Spring Break
Maybe I’ll finish my novel or some shit.
Mar 15th
Mar 15th
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Mar 15th
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Mar 15th
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Mar 14th
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That moment when you're ready to find a new job
This life
Mar 14th
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Mar 14th
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Mar 14th
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Using Buffy to explain abjection in the symbolic
In the American television programme  B u f f y the Vampire Slayer, we find an example of how the abject can be represented within the Symbolic. For Kristeva, the corpse is the most abject signifier. It threatens the subject with death and shakes the stability of both individual and cultural identity within the Symbolic order. Spike, a vampire, embodies this abjection as he represents the...
Mar 13th
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Spring cleaning
Time to get rid of these things.
Mar 12th
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Mar 10th
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The curated wardrobe: the new luxury →
Fashion manifesto
Mar 8th
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Mar 8th
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Mar 7th
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Happy Hour: Faux Loko: The DIY Drink I Shouldn't... →
Remember Four Loko? That horrible, fruity malt liquor that combined tons of alcohol, caffeine, and other insane drugs? Most of the caffeine and other uppers were pulled out of it, making it significantly less deadly, meaning everybody lost interest.
Mar 6th
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Mar 5th
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